I’m watching a conversation on Twitter, started by @AuthoressAnon. Here’s the original message:
TWEET TO ME: Color of your pants + the last thing you ate or drank = BAND NAME. Ready….GO!

Have some more responses filter in and then:
Also I can’t believe how many PANTLESS PEOPLE are out there. o_O Dudes, shorts and skirts count, ok?

The thread itself is very funny, but that one statement got me thinking…

I don’t know what it’s like in other countries, but once upon a time in the US, if you went into a fast food joint, the menu was almost all text. Once upon a time being less than ten years ago. It’s still true in some places. They have one of those spiffy menus with the words on it, and prices next to it, and it’s spelled out what you can order.

But I walk into a place like McDonalds, and it’s almost all pictures. The menu is 90% photos. Starbucks drivethrus are the worst I’ve seen. They don’t even list half the stuff they’re selling, because there’s not enough for pictures of all of it. And really, it’s coffee. A vanilla latte looks an awful lot like (or identical to) a regular latte, but there are pictures of both up there.

Back to the Twitter conversation. It seems like lately I’ve come across a lot of people who don’t grasp basic metaphor, hyperbole, or non-literal slang.

For instance, I say “She didn’t appreciate the main course of asshat with a side of douchery telling her where she couldn’t and couldn’t sit and read.”

This is a cynical, crude, and very tongue-in-cheek reference (which I think you all already knew ๐Ÿ˜‰

And I have encountered far too many people lately who take a statement like that literally. No, I’m not exaggerating. They want to know why she was eating asshat, and who was serving douchery, and why it talked.

And I’ve been wondering, is this just something I’m seeing more of because I’m sensitive to it, or is it actually becoming a more wide-spread issue? And is it related at all to the fact that so many of our fast food menus have become picture books? Or am I taking the entire situation too literally?